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i really want to buy an old mounted globe and paint it with chalkboard paint, then just go fuckin nuts with it

tumblr is recommending a blog to me called “comedy nerds united” and i’ve never wished harder for my home computer to work so i can use xkit and block tumblr recommendations

collaterlysisters:

pro Caesar salad tip: use a potato peeler to grate your parm instead of a grater/microplane so the cheese comes onto the salad in big satisfying strips

whoa

i think my favorite line in that “but human nature!!” post earlier was “We have conflicting goals” as an apparent counterpoint against communism. like, yes?? exactly?? that’s the core principle of marxism

shedrobbinricky:

boysinbarrettes:

shedrobbinricky:

boysinbarrettes:

i love finding things left mistakenly in library books

i used to hope people would leave sheets of acid in used game manuals or old used books that i bought..

wow, did it ever work? i mostly only find old “this is when your book is due” slips (today’s was due on SEP 19 2001)

no the only cool thing ive ever found on a used Anything is that my copy of Shoot The Women First has a bunch of sparkly star stickers on it and is marked clearly as being previously owned by the North Vancouver District Library

yeah tbh i have way better luck finding things in used books but i don’t really have the funds to go used book shopping like i used to

jobhaver:

hey this is my new fundraiser page for everyone who hasnt seen this link yet!!

dreamhound666:

ive said this before but u know what i dont think im ever going to like or be encouraged by the “stop trying to be someone else! be urself :)” narrative that is so prevalent in like…..everything. like if u feel inspired by that thats cool but man the only thing i hear when i see that is “u cannot change u cannot change dont even try” and like fuck that!! if u have something u want to become, personality wise, or looks, or artistically, or gender then thats so good and u have a goal and thats the path u want to take and u can make progress

enough with the idea that theres an inherent “you” that u have to stay loyal to….anything can be u if u want it

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shedrobbinricky:

boysinbarrettes:

i love finding things left mistakenly in library books

i used to hope people would leave sheets of acid in used game manuals or old used books that i bought..

wow, did it ever work? i mostly only find old “this is when your book is due” slips (today’s was due on SEP 19 2001)

i love finding things left mistakenly in library books

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

holy shit

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