ironically, i’m pretty sure that my dashboard constantly being awash in notes from the “don’t meme on me” flag post actually counts as me being memed on
please stop shoplifting terrible novels about how masculinity is under attack by feel-good liberalism and the feminazi agenda. but also, please stop writing them
chuck palahniuk is one of four authors we are supposed to put security tags in every single copy of every single one of their books at my work because they get ripped off so much. the other authors are kerouac, bukowski, and hunter s thompson
people in other parts of the country use the word “anymore” in a much wider variety of grammatical environments and with a broader range of meaning than people from my part of the country. in particularly, using it at the beginning of a sentence always reminds me of where i first encountered that particular usage: reading some chuck palahniuk novel at age like 20. there’s no other way to put this: people who say “anymore” at the beginning of a sentence remind me of chuck palahniuk
"ughhh why is it so humid" i whine while standing in a town whose name is literally "oceanside"
just check it out
time 2 stop conlanging and go 2 bed