boys in barrettes

☭ death ☠ to ☢ capitalism ☣ long ☤ live ☥ hair ☬ clips ☃

ironically, i’m pretty sure that my dashboard constantly being awash in notes from the “don’t meme on me” flag post actually counts as me being memed on

3liza:

thatwronglove:

3liza:

batman is a pure sex object

i object to this. hes just a regular fella. covered head to toe in black leather with only his eyes and mouth visible, who hits people

nothing kinky there

also DEFINITELY not gay

please stop shoplifting terrible novels about how masculinity is under attack by feel-good liberalism and the feminazi agenda. but also, please stop writing them

chuck palahniuk is one of four authors we are supposed to put security tags in every single copy of every single one of their books at my work because they get ripped off so much. the other authors are kerouac, bukowski, and hunter s thompson

people in other parts of the country use the word “anymore” in a much wider variety of grammatical environments and with a broader range of meaning than people from my part of the country. in particularly, using it at the beginning of a sentence always reminds me of where i first encountered that particular usage: reading some chuck palahniuk novel at age like 20. there’s no other way to put this: people who say “anymore” at the beginning of a sentence remind me of chuck palahniuk

The life of a third wheel

(Source: dutchster, via sunday-suits)

quendergeer:

dobescrusher:

Cloven hooves!!

weld these to my feet gay satan

quendergeer:

dobescrusher:

Cloven hooves!!

weld these to my feet gay satan

(Source: pancakedemon)

"ughhh why is it so humid" i whine while standing in a town whose name is literally "oceanside"

just check it out

time 2 stop conlanging and go 2 bed